teamalphari:

don’t believe any boy who says “i’m not like other guys” unless he has snow-white hair, glowin green eyes and can walk through walls, disappear and fly 

(via userbar)

m3mphis-may-fire:

Do you ever wonder how someone can even like you? 

(Source: infiinite3scape, via one-heart-many-pieces)

weedjoke420:

she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face

(via ant0rm)

cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

(Source: 69shadesofgray, via riyal)

the courage it took to get out of bed each
morning
to face the same things
over and over
was
enormous.
thefinnishgypsy:

vampire-shadow:

heyfunniest:

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

yay, for five seconds we can ignore who is ‘leading’ us and be proud of fellow aussies

I’m moving to fucking australia 

flappypussyz:

when you type “fuck” but accidentally put “duck”

image

(via unknown-ghost-girl)

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