octobore:

wow I can’t believe the Jonas Brothers aren’t brothers anymore

(via teenscoolest)

megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

(Source: estpolis, via buns-enburner)

breakfastburritoe:

dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult

(via minnie-and-mickey-mouse)

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

(via baroquen-sol)

moosejesus:

you know when you say something 

and it’s just 

why the fuck did i say that

(via adventure-and-freedom)

johndarnielle:

saladinahmed:

So apparently, this is a thing: Greenscreen-clad workers who secretly flip models’ hair during shampoo commercials. (via @makingofs on twitter)

if they would leave the mummy in the commercial I would be 200% more likely to purchase the product
kushandwizdom:

Words of Emotion
People don’t listen, they just wait for their turn to talk.
schoolyards:

how to become a burrito
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